ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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