Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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