Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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