Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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