I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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