ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
North Korea, Best Korea!
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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