Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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