you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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