he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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