I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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