Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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