She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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