That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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