I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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