weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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