Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Randomize
