Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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