Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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