You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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