So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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