mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
i think my cat just said my name.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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