We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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