Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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