How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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