Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
How external is "for external use only"?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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