My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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