I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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