You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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