I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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