The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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