I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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