i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize