There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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