There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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