oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
i out mim tonsoeep
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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