I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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