He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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