Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
