I wannas sexs uuuuu
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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