real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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