Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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