Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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