WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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