dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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