Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
