Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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