i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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