I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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