Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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