OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I can't turn off my feet"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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