..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
