so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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