Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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