I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Of course I have a pirate flag
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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