We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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