im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Congratulations! We have a period
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