Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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