You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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