Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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